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Abused by a Stranger

My wife’s current boyfriend told her he booked a special date for Babs and that he wanted her to be on her best behavior. In walks a stranger. I asked him why! He said "because you’re wife is a whore, that’s why".

Call Girl

It seems every time I turn around my wife is booked for a date. I asked, "Why can’t you just say no and stay home." "Why?? Look at you. A pathetic excuse for a husband. You’re a small dick loser that’s why. Now leave me alone I have to get dressed." She walked out the door giggling and said, "I love you." She returned with videotape and said, "You might want to watch this. You may learn something."